Spread 1 [Bernard, a cockerel, is sitting on a golf ball]
‘Bernard, that golf ball is going to stick to your bottom!’
‘I’m playing Hatch, Mum,’ replied Bernard. ‘Oooh…that’s a good one…’
Spread 2 [Bernard now sits on a massive beachball. There is a rugby game going on in the distance]
‘I’m going to lay huge eggs when I grow up,’ he said. ‘I can’t wait!’
‘Well, the thing is Bernard…’ started Mum.
‘That one’s the perfect shape!’ he shouted.
Spread 3 [Bernard jumps on a rugby ball. A boot comes down and kicks it. Bernard holds on for dear life as he crashes into a tree]
‘AAAAAAAAAARGH!’
Continued…